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Manentine's Day
You know the drill.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
Manentine’s Day
Celebrated on June 9 of every year
Rules of the day
No cards, No flowers, No dinners, No nagging
Only the following will be accepted
Liquor, Video games, Electronics, Sports, Dirty sex
Disclaimer: We reserve the right to change our mind and amend the rules at any given time.
Every 14th of February we get the chance to display our fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day we rack our brains for that one special, unique gift that will show our wife or girlfriend that we really do care for them more than any other.
Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
Manentine’s Day
Celebrated on June 9 of every year
Rules of the day
No cards, No flowers, No dinners, No nagging
Only the following will be accepted
Liquor, Video games, Electronics, Sports, Dirty sex
Disclaimer: We reserve the right to change our mind and amend the rules at any given time.
Labels: Funny Pics, Humor, Life
posted by Jeff at Thursday, February 14, 2008
5 Comments:
sounds fair....i told my baby i will spread the word....let's make it happen
;o)
Sounds fair to me...but I think you forgot the steak dinner & porn.
Yeah, you can't leave out the porn!! LOL I"ll be sure to put this on my calender. My hubby will be so happy!!
That sounds like my ex's idea of a fun weekend. Ugh. I mean, I'm all for some of that stuff, but video games? Come on...
My husband is all about this!
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